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Human growth homone used on gym rats

Human growth hormone (HGH) is a synthetic drug that was intended for those children suffering from short stature and other growth related problems to facilitate their development to adult hood.So why has the supply to these needing kids been hijacked by the anti aging fraternity and those wanting to build bigger muscles?

HGH can help inflate a flagging ego

Many of those that use exogenous performance and aesthetic enhancing drugs,do so as a result of a fragile ego or the desire to be something their own genetics are limiting.I have seen it time and time again iron warriors unhappy with their size, weight or shape and they fall into the vicious circle of using drugs to facilitate their myopic views of what they believe is the  ideal physique.I have competed amongst many that used drugs and some that unfortunately paid the ultimate price in the pursuit of the ultimate body.

HGH comes naturally

HGH is produced in the pituitary gland and is the fundamental hormone responsible for growth and development its subsequent decline as we age is the main  premise that anti aging clinics base there assertions for supplementing it exogenously.Body builders are aware that HGH produces lean body mass amongst other benefits and many of those using performance enhancing drugs use HGH.Sylvester Stallone on arrival at Sydney airport was asked by customs what he had in his bag? he replied "A cheetah "then laughed it turned out to be a bag full of HGH for his personal use.

To do or not to do that is the question

Is HGH safe? under medical supervision for an existing medical condition the risks are outweighed by the benefits.To the chic clients of the anti aging clinics with waning levels and given medicinals levels are also at a perceived minimal risk.But for the healthy young body builder producing ample amounts of HGH administering medically unsupervised amounts of black market HGH the risks are omnipresent. So the question the begs to be asked is "what price would you pay for the ultimate body?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Woods Pecker

Why the hell is Tiger Woods getting such a bum rap for doing what most of us do every day but often on a smaller scale? Woods golf prowess is second to none but it would seem his sexual prowess may have usurped his golf. When the news broke about Tigers infidelity sponsors left him in the droves a few held on hoping it would just blow over only to realise that when another handful of succubae came out of the woodwork that Tiger wasn’t going to be selling to many Gatorades or sports clothes to wholesome American families. So for now Tiger should consider a career move and promote sexual dysfunction drugs rather than golf balls or clubs that make you go further and longer.

Societal Hypocrisy

It’s amazing how we all seem to suffer short term memory loss in these situations, President Bill Clinton one would have thought would be an unforgettable and certainly indefensible position when he lied under oath then got stuck with Lewinski’s dry cleaning bill. Now we see the ex-president not retired and keeping a low profile but out spruiking the incoming president Obama; to add insult to injury Hillary Clinton goes on to be the president’s right hand lady. So at what stage is Tiger going to be cut some slack from his adoring fans and his sponsors? 

Put a Tiger in your tank

There are many that just can’t get their heads around the fact that males by the very virtue of the genetic makeup are polygamous. Now I know that may stick in the craw of every female out there (other than those that made up Woods 18 hole female golf course) but from mans evolutionary standpoint it was always the design of the species to mate with as many fertile females as humanly possible, this was to ensure the survival of the species. It would seem Tiger’s prowess around the greens has been usurped by his penchant for playing the rough.

    “If you want to go longer don’t bother with a Nike put a Trojan on your wood”

Was man ever supposed to be fat?

We are getting fatter and fatter, when we should be getting fitter and fitter, with a wealth of knowledge backed up with research at our fingertips via the net why are we continuing down the path to self destruction? If you are fat not only do you look bad but you also increase your risk for a plethora of diseases and maybe even an early death.

Hunting down the next meal

Our ancestors had the advantage of being able to track down their next meal kill it cook it and eat it, not only burning calories during the pursuit but also in the preparation for consumption. Conversely in our society we only have to pick up the phone and we can have delivered any amount of food, and it doesn’t take a genius to figure out the only energy expended is from dialling the number.

The evolution of the fat barsted

We have morphed ourselves into a society of fat barsteds consuming vast quantities of calories through fat, carbohydrates and superfluous calories from soft drinks and fruit juices. We wonder why we are getting fat and then remonstrate that we can’t lose it forgetting just how long it took for us to amass this mountain of excess flesh.

Losing weight isn’t hard it’s affirming the need

I’m tired of hearing people say they can’t lose weight their just naturally big, or they don’t eat anymore than those that a slim. Bullshit! Do the hard yards stop shovelling energy dense nutrient devoid calories into your guts expend the calories through physical activity and if you don’t lose weight you’re a medical phenomena. Stop shovelling! Start moving! Next summer is only 10 months away.