Why the hell is Tiger Woods getting such a bum rap for doing what most of us do every day but often on a smaller scale? Woods golf prowess is second to none but it would seem his sexual prowess may have usurped his golf. When the news broke about Tigers infidelity sponsors left him in the droves a few held on hoping it would just blow over only to realise that when another handful of succubae came out of the woodwork that Tiger wasn’t going to be selling to many Gatorades or sports clothes to wholesome American families. So for now Tiger should consider a career move and promote sexual dysfunction drugs rather than golf balls or clubs that make you go further and longer.
Societal Hypocrisy
It’s amazing how we all seem to suffer short term memory loss in these situations, President Bill Clinton one would have thought would be an unforgettable and certainly indefensible position when he lied under oath then got stuck with Lewinski’s dry cleaning bill. Now we see the ex-president not retired and keeping a low profile but out spruiking the incoming president Obama; to add insult to injury Hillary Clinton goes on to be the president’s right hand lady. So at what stage is Tiger going to be cut some slack from his adoring fans and his sponsors?
Put a Tiger in your tank
There are many that just can’t get their heads around the fact that males by the very virtue of the genetic makeup are polygamous. Now I know that may stick in the craw of every female out there (other than those that made up Woods 18 hole female golf course) but from mans evolutionary standpoint it was always the design of the species to mate with as many fertile females as humanly possible, this was to ensure the survival of the species. It would seem Tiger’s prowess around the greens has been usurped by his penchant for playing the rough.
“If you want to go longer don’t bother with a Nike put a Trojan on your wood”
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